MILTON MA- 29 year old Angela Bismuth stares solemnly at Rowdy Ninja's tall, blonde and quite stunning Swedish reporter Margo Shriver. She belches disgustingly and doesn't bother to excuse herself. According to her, about ten years ago, she went on a 2 week getaway to Africa shortly after failing her 5th year finals at Quincy Community College. The ultimate goal was to boost her morale on the simple fact that being white in Kenya is quite advantageous and you're treated like royalty ..except of course having to cough up a fortune on purchases ( this comes with the territory and is really more a mere inconvenience than anything else). Going to Miami was out of the question as there'd be way too many other Caucasians
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