TO UBER OR NOT TO LYFT



A Bridgewater State University sophomore has found herself on the wrong side of a lawsuit.  An Uber driver is suing
her for $59.78 after she gave him 4 instead of the standard 5 stars.
Upon inquiry, she cited the reason as being the fact that he was speaking loudly in a strange dialect during the entire ride completely screwing up her Facetime activities and inherently annoying her.  Pierre Constance, a Haiti native, was dismayed later on that night when he realized his rating had dropped to an average of 4.63 stars..0.02 stars away from being deactivated.  He tells Rowdy Ninja’s Beth Cain, that he fled poverty and muddy fountains to come to America to pursue his passion of driving and ogling young and drunk western college tail.  He’s still trying to come to terms with the flagrant disregard for common human decency shown by people nowadays.


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