The Great White culture shock

Nantucket- Marine biologists and rich idlers have descended upon Nantucket Beach in droves causing a logistical royal pain in the ass for the local Sheriff. It all started when a couple of trust babies jet skiing aimlessly around in their gleaming brand new Yamahas spotted a shark running after a seal. The shark quickly reverted to its natural swimming mode before any footage could be taken. Not to be dissuaded, the yapsters began filming the otherwise predictable hunt which surmised in a swift and bloody end for the Read More...