Cambridge MA- Extensive after extensive study has shown that our Asian counterparts are on average 2.6 times smarter than us. This predisposes the rest of the races to lose horridly to them in Math and Science causing frequent bouts of embarrassment and morale demolecularization. Ironically, the same studies have shown that the swollen fat corpuscles surrounding the Asians' eyes (where they surreptitiously store their Calculus prowess) contain a catalytic reagent that reacts violently with the Height and Street-Driving Genes. This phenomenon has been labeled “Opportunity Cost” by Harvard University’s lab technicians and their kids. The bottomline is that, as demonstrated by the durable cars and awesome electronics, Asian IQ remains an x-factor to reckon with. It therefore boggles one of Rowdy Ninja's non-Asian, CNN-bingeing radical journalists, as to why North Korea’s citizens are totally cool with their lifetime-de facto-Presidential- Prime Minister-Emperor deciding to unilaterally auction off all the country’s emergency grain silos to procure 45.4g of plutonium in order to experiment with WMDs. After poring through DVD upon DVD of Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu movies, he was able to come to the conclusion that should Kim finally catch the nuclear dragon he’s been chasing, he can use the Hydrogen bombs to coerce the South Korean food industry to surrender its secrets of ensuring a seemingly infinite supply of nutritional sustenance. The North Korean government will achieve this by sending threatening email attachments of "before and after" images of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Also, to stress their point, they’ll continue with the ocean bombardments and use the resulting floating carcasses of marine life as a Powerpoint visual of how dire conditions can be if their demands are not met.