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ROWDY NINJA SAY - HUMOR IS THE STEAMING HOT BUTTER IN WHICH YOU DIP YOUR HANDS. IT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED THROUGH SHORT STORIES AND VIDEO CLIPS.

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Environmentalist Warmongers Heartbroken by Tragedy

The solar powered F-38 that the Pentagon has been keeping secret from the public met an ill-fated end this afternoon. Repeatedly decorate...
APPLE IN HOT WATER OVER SUIT: This Town Isn't Loud Enough For the Both of Us.

Waltham, MA- 23 year old Jake Mandebury impatiently eyed the download progress of his “Speedtrax” app on his Iphone. He had just consum...
If It Wasn't For You Meddling Kids

SAN MARCOS, TX- The Hayes county biannual fair won't be the same this year. Rancher Marc Givens of San Marcos TX, owner of Snouty ...
TO UBER OR NOT TO LYFT

A Bridgewater State University sophomore has found herself on the wrong side of a lawsuit. An Uber driver is suing her for $59.78 aft...

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