Tempers are boiling over as the nation remains divided as to whom to entrust stuffing the future down the tubes fastest.
Swansea MA- A sad turn of events highlights the recent increasingly
contentious political climate. Ardent Trump supporter,
Eric Lavigne of Swansea accosted a Hillary and a Bernie supporter at the town’s Save a Lot as they were seemingly chatting by the produce section.
Unbeknownst to him, they were really total strangers arguing over the last can of ground poppy seed paste.
He proceeded to shoot them both in the face with his sawed off shotgun thoroughly cleaned in legit snake oil before turning the weapon on himself. As the Hillary supporter lay dying, he noticed 22 year old Kristyn Moates, a fervent Bernie groupie, struggling to cover the gaping hole in her face. He laboriously crawled over to her and squeezed her neck with his last ounce of energy and they both died unceremoniously.
Eric Lavigne of Swansea accosted a Hillary and a Bernie supporter at the town’s Save a Lot as they were seemingly chatting by the produce section.
Unbeknownst to him, they were really total strangers arguing over the last can of ground poppy seed paste.
He proceeded to shoot them both in the face with his sawed off shotgun thoroughly cleaned in legit snake oil before turning the weapon on himself. As the Hillary supporter lay dying, he noticed 22 year old Kristyn Moates, a fervent Bernie groupie, struggling to cover the gaping hole in her face. He laboriously crawled over to her and squeezed her neck with his last ounce of energy and they both died unceremoniously.