from the Bronx, confessed shortly after 8 US Marshall agents showed up at his door. They were able to track him down easily after he waved the famous sock proudly on youtube to taunt Sox fans. Rowdy Ninja reached out to his family, but they were too distraught to comment. His colleagues at the Dunkin Donuts where he works as a part time brewer, were equally too shocked to say anything as well. Asked why he did it, he started weeping uncontrollably and defiantly shrieked “fuck Ortiz”! Repeatedly. A search of his home told a disturbing story of a very deranged man ..from a half burnt Red Sox flag to a photo shopped wall to wall poster of Wally on his knees performing fantastic fellatio on Alex Rodriguez. Most disturbing of all, was an elaborate plan found on his Kindle’s hard drive. A forensic data analysis outlined an elaborate plan to sabotage the recently acquired protective netting at Fenway Park, ensuring that foul balls successfully made their way into Sox fans’ faces. This is part of an unsettling trend involving the age old rivalry. Of recent notoriety, was Carl Cummings of Queens NY who paid Ukranian physicists to hack into Madonna’s Twitter account and use it to threaten Wally’s mom.