A Vietnamese janitor was killed by a violent single mom gang early Sunday afternoon after it was discovered that the gold rims on his ’99 Buick Sabre were made out of real gold. Ostensibly, he had liquidated
his late mother’s estate in 2006 after she got compensated by the US government who had dropped several bombs near her farm in Saigon back in the war. The result was that even though the bombs did not explode, they were too heavy to move and she couldn’t grow brown rice where they lay. When the stock market crashed in 2007, he got nervous, withdrew all $4020.76 from his 403(B) and had it converted to gold rims( a savvy financial tactic formerly practised by Warren Buffet’s financial manager...who got shot in the face by a disgruntled investor).