What a Bunch of Genius Serpents
Randolph, MA - Smart vipers have constructed a vast network of underground
tunnels connecting Randolph’s daycare facilities.
A federal mole accidentally stumbled upon the intricate network and discovered the vipers intended to feast on children at play in full view of their caretakers.
Unluckily for the rodent, he was discovered and devoured in a harrowing attack before he could raise the alarm. The whole operation only officially came to light after several toddlers were massacred by vipers popping out of the ground. Witness accounts are conflicted, but the general take is that the kids were really tasty judging from the vipers' content faces after short bursts of aggression chasing down the terrified tots.
A federal mole accidentally stumbled upon the intricate network and discovered the vipers intended to feast on children at play in full view of their caretakers.
Unluckily for the rodent, he was discovered and devoured in a harrowing attack before he could raise the alarm. The whole operation only officially came to light after several toddlers were massacred by vipers popping out of the ground. Witness accounts are conflicted, but the general take is that the kids were really tasty judging from the vipers' content faces after short bursts of aggression chasing down the terrified tots.