Thirsty For Organs


Why does it have fangs? No thanks. I'll take the midget cockatoo. 

Norwell MA- 48 year old Peter Shineworth of 1.5th Maple Loop Norwell, is in serious condition after getting mauled by his carnivorous Hornbill Parrot.
Moderately reliable parties
familiar with the case shared with Rowdy Ninja’s per diem janitor, that the parrot, quite puzzlingly ugly, is native to the South Amazonian mangroves in Nicaragua  and critically endangered.  This tallies horribly for Mr. Shineworth as the DA is already gathering evidence to prosecute him should he survive the evisceration and total annihilation of his prosthetic pancreas.


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