Foxboro, MA - The crosstown rivalry between the Celtics and the Patriots has now reached a boiling point after Robert Kraft decided to fire Bellichick due to accumulating unpaid Masspike toll tickets. As a last ditch effort to secure the future of the team, Mrs. Kraft intervened and yada yada yada, Paul Pierce was called in from LA. A tentative deal was reached for him to coach the Pats through the 2028 season but he abruptly changed his mind after a reporter reminded him how Wes Welker had shown up at the Garden wearing a Pacers jersey back in 2003. The Truth later nonchalantly spat on Brady’s brand new Corolla on his way out of the parking lot just to make a point.
