MURDEROUS MEERKATS NOW PROWLING BROCKTON STREETS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT: Druggies Beware.


A disturbing trend has cropped up in Brockton (Boston’s safest neighborhood) and it hasn’t gone unnoticed. >When vagrants ( obviously out of towners from Newton and Wellesley) pass out on the streets after a night of glue licking, a grizzly sight has greeted kids trying to make their way to school the next morning. Security camera footage shows the ferocious striped rodents just stabbing their victims with reckless abandon about the neck area with the cork opener end of a swiss knife. They then proceed to suck out the adam’s apple and piss on the unfortunate victim before making a hasty retreat into the darkness from whence they came. If you don't like this "article", like it anyway to piss off people who you mildly despise.


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