served by the mediocre looking flight attendants.
She reminisces about the time when full course meals were served by exceptionally hot gay guys and supermodel air hostesses. As she boarded, the First Officer was standing there with an Enzyte guy smile and looked seemingly normal. She could already tell the trip was doomed when the pilot's voice first made it through the PA system. By speaking in pretentious, overpolished and judgmental English, whilst paying too much attention to annunciation and candor, everyone was totally taken aback and became restless and quite uncomfortable. The passengers had already conspired to give the flight horrible ratings on Travelocity and Yelp the moment they touched down at Logan and had the internet turned back on. Unfortunately, this was not to be, as rookie Captain Alan Shearer made his landing approach. He quite effortlessly misunderstood the Air Traffic Controller's instructions and overshot the runway by about 4 miles. It's now believed he was doing all the calculations in Kilometers instead of the glaringly normal Miles. His East London copilot's abilities were similarly hampered by growing up on the Metric system and was of no help. The result was that the plane did a belly flop into the Charles River..ironically a stone throw from MIT (whose Physics professors would have advised both blokes that Apothecary is the way to go). Although all 160 passengers and 3 poodles survived, many questions remain unanswered and up for debate..e.g. how did this unorthodox landing maneuver measure up against the disturbingly similar one into the Hudson by one Capt Chesley? Who's more dangerous..idiotic plane-engine-surfing birds or Englishmen with limited Apothecary system knowledge? Should both be expunged? Whatever the case may be..the aftermath brought with it a whole lot of unwanted agony and mental anguish. In particular, Rachel Givens unfortunately missed the season finale of Criminal Minds since she doesn't have Direct TV's Playback and would have to wait a whole 3 hours before someone illegally uploaded it on Youtube.