CANINED SELF SERVER: BMI Index Violator Experiences Gone Gonad.

A morbidly obese man was caught playing with his penis while staring intensely at the Taunton McDonald’s driveway menu.  Upon questioning, he retorted menacingly at the responding unit while keeping his wondering hand on his now very prominent phallus.  The K-9 had to be called in and the handling officer had to unfortunately instruct the 5 year old German shepherd to chomp the man’s penis off because he was holding up the line for about 3.8 miles