Brockton mayor Carpenter is in deep trouble after it was
discovered he hired Nigerian henchmen to intimidate union workers. The latter have for days been working on an
above ground tunnel that gives residents a direct route to Haymarket. The
workers tried to appease a group of the Nigerians earlier today by tossing
lumps of tar dust at their faces, but this only served to incredibly infuriate
them. A contentious negotiation has been
in the works since mid May of last year. Carpenter believes hiring private
contractors as the best way to go about the project because he once got punched
in the face by a union boss at a church banquet. Please don't be mad if you're redirected to a gofundme page.when you click anywhere on this page. We're trying to raise money to hire Russian ex KGB psychotic mercenary mafia assassins to counter the Nigerians. The mayor is obviously unfairly using jackass tactics that can only be remedied by similar maneuvers.
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Brockton mayor Carpenter is in deep trouble after it was
discovered he hired Nigerian henchmen to intimidate union workers. The latter have for days been working on an
above ground tunnel that gives residents a direct route to Haymarket. The
workers tried to appease a group of the Nigerians earlier today by tossing
lumps of tar dust at their faces, but this only served to incredibly infuriate
them. A contentious negotiation has been
in the works since mid May of last year. Carpenter believes hiring private
contractors as the best way to go about the project because he once got punched
in the face by a union boss at a church banquet. Please don't be mad if you're redirected to a gofundme page.when you click anywhere on this page. We're trying to raise money to hire Russian ex KGB psychotic mercenary mafia assassins to counter the Nigerians. The mayor is obviously unfairly using jackass tactics that can only be remedied by similar maneuvers.