Stoughton MA- The traffic on 24 south is absolutely deadlocked. A tractor
trailer is on its side after the driver got distracted trying to peer inside a
Miata containing a set of luscious milky white smooth legs gift wrapped at the
top with a tight designer mini skirt. The poor guy was hauling Garelick yogurt
from Maine and planning to deliver his delicious cargo to a Warwick Native Wild
Pets store. Understandably, he hadn’t had the pleasure of having a woman’s
chest pressed firmly against his rugged but flatulent beer belly for almost a
day . A HAZMAT crew was summoned from
Logan Airport to squirt chocolate goo on the huge spill that resulted and avoid
wildlife from the neighboring W Bridgewater woods standing on the breakdown lane and
staring at the yogurt. If you're worried about the dangerous pets that never got a taste of key lime flavored Garelick goodness, like our page and let the truck company know you don't support them in any way, shape or form.
