KINKY PHILANTHROPY: Heartless Hooligans Fruit-Loom Lower Middle Class Families.

East Bridgewater - The Salvation Army store by Church’s Chicken was broken into shortly after 3am this morning. The thieves stole 5 hampers of underwear that Goodwill had donated with the hopes of helping the needy stay hygienic in these bountiful times.  Goodwill has in the past been known to accept unwashed underwear from area strip clubs which can fetch thousands on Craigslist and Backpage. With this in mind, an inside job is highly suspected and employees in both stores are currently being interrogated by the County Commissioner and her wife.

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