MR. SNIFFLES: Damn You National Geographic And Your Awesome Videos

I'm very worried about my work cat Mr Sniffles. Years ago, we had to hire undercover maids to steal him from old man McAllister, our next door neighbor. It was based on the obvious notion that the cat himself was allergic to him or something in that rundown house.The maids left a BOGO coupon on his door involving getting his armadillo skin hammock tidied of the fall leaves for just  $467.89 and having his bed made.

TO UBER OR NOT TO LYFT

A Bridgewater State University sophomore has found herself on the wrong side of a lawsuit.  An Uber driver is suing
her for $59.78 after she gave him 4 instead of the standard 5 stars.

SAI GONE:Dream Of Becoming Head Facilities Custodian Vanquished

A Vietnamese janitor was killed by a violent single mom gang early Sunday afternoon after it was discovered that the gold rims on his ’99 Buick Sabre were made out of real gold. Ostensibly, he had liquidated

PINSTRIPED MENACE

An ardent Yankee fan broke into a Chestnut Hill luxury condo and stole Curt Schilling’s bloody sock that had been auctioned off for a mere $93,000.  Cecil Guttierez, a low ranking gang member

O LOVING HATRED FOR THOU

Tempers are boiling over as the nation remains divided as to whom to entrust stuffing the future down the tubes fastest.

Swansea MA- A sad turn of events highlights the recent increasingly contentious political climate. Ardent Trump supporter,
Eric Lavigne of Swansea accosted a Hillary and a Bernie supporter at the town’s Save a Lot as they were seemingly chatting by the produce section.